Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]
Who needs to take note when apparently there are magical, self-tying bowties.
When I need to reach the word count.
classmate: hey I found your blog on tumblr!!
DON’T TAP THE GLASS
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.
Ok, can we just take a minute to appreciate how much work went into this? Keeping the puppy there, writing “Your dog really loses scrabble bad” all connected to each other, writing “growl” “woof” “snarl” all together, and writing “Im dashing” on his chip-holder-thing.
This dude put thought into his snark.
I never noticed that.
iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT
AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG
YOU PETS ARE ACTING OUT A SCENE FROM JURASSIC PARK
to kill a flappy bird
ok but consider this
- who cares