December 2011
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January 1 1936
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
i try not to say omg after everything but omg
“Stop ruining love by wanting it so bad”
—Derrick Brown (via mariahmurphy)
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
- Parents: get off the computer
- Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Every time i catch my parents in a bad mood.
hate texting people first in case they’re like “oh its that annoying twat”
Party rock is in the house tonight
Party rock is in the house every night
Party rock never leaves the house
Party rock has no social life
I am party rock
- teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
- me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
