July 2012
i know it’s hard, but honestly when you start thinking about how short the human life is compared to so many other things on this earth, compared to the sand and trees and mountains that have been here for hundreds of years before us and will be here for hundreds of years after us, you just start to realize how completely absurd it is to be anything but happy
foxnewsofficial:
tumblr meetup at my house bring food and then leave
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
How to be a girl:
dobbaaa:
Identify as a girl.
That’s it.
That’s the post.
Everybody leave.
dakejirk:
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PART OF CALL ME MAYBE THAT JUST KEEPS REPEATING “I MISSED YOU SO BAD” BECAUSE DIDNT SHE JUST MEET HIM BC THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CHORUS IM DONE
people that like me: 0
people that like my bestfriend: 83256765346387624756431.5
fuckoff-mondays:
Imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
fuckoff-mondays:
Imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
ms-basswaldorf:
do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog
yup just did
ms-basswaldorf:
why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
anrdew:
iphone420:
why wasnt i born a 6 ft tall model
u would have gotten stuck in ur moms vag and died
1 tag
Watch
wentzporta:
i’m terrified of growing old don’t ask me about my future i will throw up on you
ivysorchid:
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
the 100m breaststroke
reblogging for that ^ clever
what if we all keep our blogs till we’re like 40 and we reblog cooking recipes and parenting advice and sly dig each other about weight gain and bald spots
imawanchor:
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
plot twist: we all grow up and become attractive well liked people
constipated:
I never have any feelings until about 1:32am
