Amor vincit omnia.

Me: sits in towel for 6 months after showering

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:45 +0800

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

"The quieter you become, the more you can hear."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:15:17 +0800

“The quieter you become, the more you can hear.”

- Ram Dass (via rusticpoetry)

foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:21:54 +0800

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:29:04 +0800

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

gif: i love u i hate u touch me dont look at me

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:36:25 +0800

gif:

i love u i hate u touch me dont look at me

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:43:27 +0800

drunktrophywife: you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:37:27 +0800

drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

prospited: WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:28:11 +0800

prospited:

WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

PLAIN

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely

potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:56 +0800

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

hotboyproblems: the uglier you are the more comfortable i am around you

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:24:20 +0800

hotboyproblems:

the uglier you are the more comfortable i am around you

congragulation: WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:18:30 +0800

congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:15:40 +0800

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:26 +0800

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

follow the yolo brick road

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:21 +0800

follow the yolo brick road

modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:40:18 +0800

modernmartyr:

My entire life is covered in cat hair

my skills include falling in love with people i can’t have and crying

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:05:32 +0800

my skills include falling in love with people i can’t have and crying

jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:20:43 +0800

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

zackisontumblr: i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:20:34 +0800

zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:20:24 +0800

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:05:17 +0800

thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment